me: alright
you should come by my house around noon
George: ok
what happened to calling me btw?
me: i just got done setting up my dev environment
like 20 min ago
George: oh…
me: i was actually just about to call you when you messaged me
yeah
George: poor baby
me: i was having trouble with my graphics drivers
go to hell
like
nvidia’s drivers are so screwy sometimes
cause they’re closed source
no like ati
George: you so instantly reactive at times that its funny
me: huh?
George: i didn’t think i did either
but then I got called for an interview
i would be surprised if they actually called me again
Sent at 3:41 PM on Tuesday
me: yeah. i dont know if i wanna work for them
they seem like a large company
and you get pidgeonholed into something
some role
it’s not very creative
and it’s really dry and boring usually working for a large firm like that
while i’m young i don’t feel like i need to work for an established company
Sent at 4:37 PM on Tuesday
George: damn i hhate msg
This is a DMV educational video of Hootan and Tina on the way back from the club the other night, after they had a few too many.
(04:21:19 PM) Patrick: hey
(04:21:32 PM) 5-0: sup
(04:21:37 PM) Patrick: not much you?
(04:21:50 PM) 5-0: just chililin
(04:22:38 PM) 5-0: ,,,like an angry jew over a non-kosher hotdot
(04:22:47 PM) 5-0: hotdog^
(04:23:06 PM) Patrick: wow
(12:38:06 AM) Patrick: dude
(12:38:09 AM) Patrick: mobuzz.tv has a new host
(12:38:10 AM) 5-0: ?
(12:38:14 AM) Patrick: wtf
(12:38:17 AM) Patrick: i liked the old one
(12:38:18 AM) 5-0: wow your a little late
(12:38:28 AM) Patrick: i don’t watch it every day
(12:38:29 AM) Patrick: lol
(12:38:32 AM) Patrick: when did they change?
(12:38:46 AM) 5-0: like 2 weeks ago
(12:38:53 AM) Patrick: that’s not that late
(12:38:54 AM) Patrick: lol
(12:39:07 AM) 5-0: not in your mind
(12:39:14 AM) Patrick: lol
(12:39:40 AM) 5-0: its kind of like having sex with someone and then finding out later that they have crabs
00:40
(12:40:05 AM) 5-0: then you wonder why your crotch was itching
This cat has been trained to insanity
This video features Hootan at his best during an insane pot smoking session. This is a must-see!
For quite some time, I have found amusement in taking videos of Hootan and posting them.
But now, I finally got Hootan to agree to do a reality series with me. No more fucking around.
This is episode one and it’s hilarious. Stay tuned and watch the drama unfold… my goal is to post one video every day.
in all seriousness though, i think that this series actually has great value, because each episode is pretty much guaranteed to make you laugh, and that is supposed to be healthy.
Especially if you do it at least once a day. 
It seems to be of great concern to most people not to hold stereotypes against men or women, so for instance women don’t want to be called housewives just for being female. In our society it has become commonplace for women to take on leading roles in politics and business, and are now protected under the law to enjoy the same opportunities as men.
Discrimination clearly exists, however, in many areas of society; in the US, for instance, women are still a minority in politics, and it is a widely held belief that women get paid less than men, even for performing the same job.
Thought experiment: One member of a heterosexual couple is a CEO and the other is a carpenter. Which one is likely the male and which is likely the female?
